white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
every time i see this i’m thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence
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white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
every time i see this i’m thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence
(via kieradoe)
White person: this pussy is too spicy
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.
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(Same anon that asked you for advice on first-time sex awhile ago, sorry, I'm a shy follower.) Okay, my boyfriend (who've I've been with for two years and we are very in love and ready for this) have everything covered as far as an intimate setting and protection, but I'm wondering if you have any suggestions for first time positions? I always thought missionary was the standard position for such acts, but others have told me doggie style is actually less painful and awkward.
Asked by Anonymous
I really wish I could help you with this but I’ve had some horrible experience with sex, so please don’t take my “advice” as law, okay? I would suggest missionary or you on top of him so that you can control the speed of the penetration. Both of these positions allow you to make eye contact with your partner which I think would make it more special. As far as the pain goes using a lubricant can help reduce the amount of pain you will experience. When intercourse begins stop for a moment, with him inside you, and let yourself adjust before he fully enters.
There will be some awkwardness as you and your partner try to find a comfortable position and good rhythm but arousal helps calm those insecure moments, so have lots of foreplay.
I don’t know if any of this helps but my inbox is always open. I wish you well <3
I'm not sure if you want to be a dancer orr escort or what but whatever it is, please be safe, and don't let others bring you down. Also, please don't involve any men in the business side of it (as anything other than clients) bc they WILL take advantage and dehumanize you. Be safe, be well, and do what you need to to ensure a good life for you child, but do not do it in such a way that you sacrifice your own life (figuratively or literally), because that would devastate your daughter.
Asked by Anonymous
Thank you <3 I haven’t decided yet what I am going to do but I would be as safe as I can be in any situation.
Why would you wanna be a sex worker?
Asked by Anonymous
Because some people make more money in one hour than I would all day, sometimes all week long. I want to be able to make money within a small time period so I can spend the rest of my day devoted to my child.
I didn't ask the question but I want to be too. I emailed an add for porn casting this week.
Asked by Anonymous
Be safe; please? So many people in the porn industry are abused. I respect your choice, and I hope you are safe and treated with respect.
Do you have any advice for first time sex?
Asked by Anonymous
Be sure that all persons involved are truly ready to proceed to sex. Discuss protection and/or birth control. Talk about what everyone wants to happen. Do not proceed without verbal and responsive consent. If any one seems scared (trying to brush the other person’s hands away, trying to hide, scared or nervous expressions, etc) stop and talk.
Go slow. Get comfortable. Cuddle. Kiss for several minutes. Foreplay for several minutes. Touch each other. Use lubricant. Be sure all individuals are aroused before penetration.
If anyone says “no” or “stop” at any time: stop. no exceptions.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/first-time-sex
http://www.health24.com/Sex/Great-sex/Top-tips-for-first-timers-20120721