If we can’t have a team call the Redskins, we can’t have a store called Dick’s.

Supervisor, at work.

Note: the Dick’s in question is Dick’s Sporting Goods, founded in 1948 by Richard Stack. Supervisor refuses to call it “Dick’s” citing the ‘politically correct world we live in.’

I did not reply, because I promised myself an ice cream if I made in another week without punching him in the face.

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I’ve been laughing for like twenty minutese

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