In the eyes of white people, I’m Native American when:

• they don’t want to do their homework
• they want me to point them in a direction where they can buy headdresses and dreamcatchers
• they think they can f*ck me in a teepee
•  i audition for a lead role and just couldn’t be the lead white character.

In the eyes of white people, I’m white when:

• I tell them they did/said something racist