me (age 5): when i grow up i want to be married and have children.
other children: eww gross!
me (age 15): when i grow up all I want is to be married and have children
other teens: i want to be X, Y, and Z.
me (age 25): All I want is to be married and have children… Anyone? No? No one is interested?
everyone else: Remember when I said I didn’t want to get married anytime soon? Well…