white people: Hmm… I’m not comfortable with the way you look. What are you?
me: Native American and White.
white people: you aren’t Native American! You don’t have copper skin or straight, black hair.
me: if you say so…
white people: omg Johnny Depp is Native American now! He looks so hot in the Lone Ranger!
me: Johnny Depp is not Native American.
white people: WTF is your problem? Telling people who they are, jeez. That’s racist.
Mon, Jul 8th 2013 at 23 PM