white people: Hmm… I’m not comfortable with the way you look. What are you?

me: Native American and White.

white people: you aren’t Native American! You don’t have copper skin or straight, black hair.

me: if you say so…

white people: omg Johnny Depp is Native American now! He looks so hot in the Lone Ranger!

me: Johnny Depp is not Native American.

white people: WTF is your problem? Telling people who they are, jeez. That’s racist.