*Watching HGTV’s Property Brother’s with my father*
him: *mocking voice* oh my gahd this is soo hard, sure i’m not doing the work but I’m soo exhausted! I shouldn’t have to work so hard for other people to find houses for me! This mansion only had five bedrooms! And our pool is bigger than this one! We will have to share an office? No! Gahd, living there would be like living in a cave!“
me: the channel should be changed to Rich People’s Problems.