Stuck with PooPee

Had a picnic with the kids at the park today. We turned into Indians half way through lunch and decided that we needed some names....

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Charloo I want to be Flower Girl... but you can call me girl for short.

Me Well that was easy.

Luke What about me?

Me Hmm... well you had a pear, some chicken, and a hot dog for lunch.. so you can be Pearogicken.

Charloo what should henry's name be?

Luke Pee-poo

Charloo And Millie can be Oldmill.

Me thanks char...

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A few hours later we were having a water war. Luke (Pearogicken) and I were on a team against Char and Henry (poopee)

Charloo Can we switch teams?

Me No way! I have Pearogicken here... you're stuck with PooPee

**You play racial stereotypes with children? People can not "become Indians", we are a race made up of hundreds of diverse tribes. Please do not facilitate racist behavior with children.